After months of planning and extensive work, this is the result. Not much to look at or even a very good skin.
But you gotta admit. Its pretty awesome.
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Starting to miss Felicia
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Thursday, May 10, 2007
Alright, random post time!
First, 2 letters in the mailbox.
Deer Mies Samenta,
Wi hamstirs hav stoelen yuor squeerils. Eef yu wuant too si dem agayn yu mus giv ars 200 meleon sents. Eef nort yuor squeerils weil b kild n haung on a twee frum deir bussy tales. Tank yu four yuor coperayshun.
Ceind, Hamstirs
Ook...
Addressed to: Miss Felicia Khoo Singapore, Singapore
From: Y support group Cambrige, England
Urgent Message from the Hexagon
Dear Miss Khoo,
We would like to ask you to kindly cease and desist from shoving questions involving our unaffliated partner, X. Unfortunately after several decades of working together, our partnership has broken up.
Such as questions like," y=A+2x / x. Make X the subject of the formula. " , we urge you all NOT to make X the subject or believe its propaganda and lies it seeks to spread. X is not better than Y. As such, doing so will hinder our progress of total domination. We also have reason to believe X is holding WMDs, or, Weapons of Math Destruction.
We urge you and your comrades to support the Y foundation in the war on terror against the X invaders. If you have seen this note, chances are the Xs have already gotten to Ansel Tempestt Tan and many more of your kind. X seeks to fry the brain of the reader and make them type out silly, nonsensical letters to people who may know about the fight between X and Y but have completely nothing to do with our new project, Operation A.L.G.E.B.R.A. The letters may also contain random deviations from the topic matter. I love cheese. In which case the letters may confuse or eat rabbit pet food. Of course it would still make no sense.
We believe in many things. One of which is the 8 senses of the human body. Sense of Sight Sense of Hearing Sense of Smell Sense of Taste Sense of Feeling The 6th Sense Common Sense Non-Sense(Nonsense)
If you have been reading medical journals, when one sense is taken away the rest will increase in power. In Ansel's case, Mathematics has taken away his sense of Sight, Hearing, Smell, Taste, Feeling, 6th and Common senses. Leaving only Non-Sense to greatly improve. We sincerely hope you understand the gravity of the situation. I like the smell of freshly cut grass.