After months of planning and extensive work, this is the result. Not much to look at or even a very good skin.
But you gotta admit. Its pretty awesome.
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I have thunder in my heart, lightning in my veins.
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Saturday, December 30, 2006
Ok I promised a few people who promised a few people to tell their friends that there was going to be a long post just about insulting people. Well, guess what? Yes! Actually, no. I'm just kidding, its not today. I'm tired. First time saying that before someone else had the chance to say that (*aww* inside joke, don't ask).
However I will, under such circumstances, give you some sharp tongue for the fun of it.
#1 : Annoying Bloggers/People First, and I'm sure I'm not the only one, there are increasing amounts of annoying prick wankers who type in a manner of "Use your brains, oh wait, I forgot! You don't have brains." or something along those lines. Well, fuck you. Fickle minded sons of donkey fucking whores. It's either you state your claim that your target does have brains or doesn't. Not one then the other. Slack up on drinking your own piss and learn to talk like any other sane person.
#2 : Old People Who You Don't Know Randomly Complain Sure, some say old people have the right to bitch cause they are fossils and therefore have more experience. But this is not the case. I'm not interested in listening about how his parents got killed or raped by Japanese soldiers in 1940s. For instance if I ask where's Coffee Bean, you damn well tell me where in Satan's unholy rectum where the hell is Coffee Bean. I'm very prone to anger strikes without a shot or two of caffine. Caramel optional.
#3 : Gamers With No Social Lives No, I don't care if your MapleStory priest is level 3 million or more. How you can make 80 kills on DOTA. Or get 200 frags on Condition Zero. Unless I actually talk to you a lot, in which case, if I don't talk that much, that means I don't care. Get a life. Really.
#4 : Teen Smokers Oh, cool, let's all suck on a clogged up paper straw. Especially a certain few St Patrick's students. If you wanna suck on anything, Katong Convent girls have a better deal for you. More like Australian Kissing. Its like FrenchKissing, but DOWN UNDER. (Australian Kiss line courtesy of Monika Szennyes. The one on the left.)
#5 : Military Freaks This, I really don't care about how much you know about German tanks. Someone should just pull down your Panzers and kick you in the turret.