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Monday, December 18, 2006

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People do the strangest things in front of babies and toilets. Those handicapped cubicle hogs just want extra space but our lady friends ain't got the pleasure of pissing standing up. They could do that, but they'll wet their pants and socks.

Below is a fun test. MEANT FOR GUYS! Girls, don't do the test, please. Its simple, there are 3-4 urinals but more than one place to stand, choose one to stand and take your piss. NO CHEATING!

Guess this one. There are 3 urinals. Where would you stand?

Question 2. Same thing as above. Did you learn from your mistakes?

This is question 3. Enjoy.

Question 4.

Question 5.

Question 6.

Last question.

Wasn't that fun? Check your answers here. If you got it right, add 0 to your score for each question. If its wrong, add 1 for each wrong answer.

If you got 0 for everything, well done, you're a man. Or a very frightening girl. If you are a girl, you know too much.

If you got any score higher than 0. 1 and above. You're either a girl who didn't listen and did the test anyway, a gay man or you're lacking in the testosterone department.

Next section's for everyone to read. Girls, you are forewarned. You'll KNOW too much. Stop here if you wanna keep yourself in suspense.

At the end of a piss, there are several kinds of people. Let's review.

Usually there's no queue. We're not girls. We don't talk or need to sit down. But some do weird things during the "clean-up" phase.

The Flicker: I think most of us are like that. After pissing, one or two flicks with the master-writing hand usually clears stuff up and we leave with piss on our non-flicking hand.

The Spitter: After he takes his piss he just has to spit in the urinal or he leaves unhappy. Instead of the ordinary Flick, he gathers a glob of spit and attempts to aim for the drainage hole. Usually he fails the the spit lands on his dick's head. Which sucks cause now he's got two things to clean up. This is followed by a curse-word in the person's native language. Lazy ones just stuff it back in and walks off. Not very clean considering the spit's now on his underwear. The clean freaks wouldn't even spit in the first place.

The Wanker: Ok, this is really only noticable from the back and the sides. After he's done, his version of the Flick is comparable to that of wanking. He might actually grab it and attempt to rid the excess piss through vigorous wanking. This is especially disturbing if you're behind him waiting to use the urinal.

The Extreme Flicker: Now, this guy. He's normal. He's like a flicker but he does it in such a way the piss ends up on his face or shirt. Caution, if you're next in line, usually doing his exercise ends up with him leaving hair on the sides. Creepy.

The Mid-Streamer: This guy is the idiot who will attempt to flick it while he's peeing. Not very smart. It ends up flying in more directions than you think. If you're next to him, you might wanna consider cleaning up your shorts too.

The Noise Box: You won't see this very often. But you'll damn well hear it. You might think you're safe in a cubicle. But this guy thinks he's the only one in the toilet. After peeing he'll make all sorts of sounds ranging from an ahhh to a urgh. If neither of these noises are present, he'll cough at least thrice.

So now you know. You have been warned.

6:05 PM