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After months of planning and extensive work, this is the result. Not much to look at or even a very good skin.
But you gotta admit.
Its pretty awesome.
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Someone's 16 and we've got a bottle of vodka surprise.
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Thursday, October 12, 2006
To "Admiree"
Sorry if I haven't logged into MSN and stuff. O levels coming soon aye? So you probably need to study and you'll be busy so I dropped MSN from that point. But let me know if you need anything or something's up. Always free to help =). I'll try to make myself useful by levelling a character for you but not guaranteed. Somehow I can't fit in to using it. A bit on the funny feeling side since I'm always afraid you'll die or something like that.
Still, I will try one of these days when I get my plans underway =). Anyway if you scroll down from this notice there are a few jokes for you and stuff to keep you relaxed when you need it. Hope you like it.
P.S. The ELF club and FEL thing helped me during Design and Technology exam =P. I remembered very easily.
Signed,
"Kok Chiang"
Geez I hate the English informal letter format. I mean if it really IS informal and I can write to a friend can't I write everything in short form? Or in German or even Pig Latin? After all its my letter and its all about personalised letters. But no, they insist you write it in a certain way BUT stick to how they told you to write. See above? THAT'S an informal letter. What's informal without emoticons and casual writing? Even nicknames are used. But can I call my friend "Assface" and call myself "AATTKC" on MY informal exam letter? Noooo. MOE sucks! For the record, for EACH exam I LOST 3 minutes on writing my full name. No kidding.
On to the next section.
The air travel service in Iraq had been improved. Saddam Hussien himself decided to have a go and gathered his men and queued up to board a plane. When they reached the front the attendant took their passports, smiled and handed it back. When Saddam was happy with this he turned around to tell everyone how good he felt this was. But to his surprise everyone had disappeared! He asked the attendant what had happened and the attendant smiled again and said, "Well, Saddam, my good man, if you leave Iraq, no one else will have to leave!"
A guy wore a ski mask and jumped another guy coming towards him and pushed him into a dark alley. The guy said, "Give me all your money! NOW!" Then the other guy brushed himself off and said, "Do YOU know who I AM?! I AM TT DURAI! I RAN THE NKF! I can have you ARRESTED!" The robber thought for a moment and said, "Oh, NKF, right then. In that case. Give ME all MY money!"
Confucious say life should be like Minnie Mouse when Mickey Mouse not around. Fucking Goofy!
Class had just started and 3 students were late already. 2 guys and a girl. The first guy didn't have his shirt and the teacher asked who and where was he. He said, "Hi, My name's Darren and I was on top of Cherry Hill." The teacher told him to take a seat and asked the second guy, who didn't have his pants, the same thing. "Hi, My name's Adam and I was with Darren on top of Cherry Hill." The teacher told him to take his seat and turned to the girl, who was wearing ripped clothing, and the teacher said, "Let me guess I know where would you be judging from the other two. What's your name?" The girl blushed and replied, "Hi Teacher, My name's Cherry Hill."
A man was sitting in a bar. Handphone rang so he picked it up.
Man: "Hello?"
Lady: "Hi Honey! Guess what! I saw these really really cute pair of shoes for $500. Can I buy?"
Man: "Sure thing baby. Anything for you!"
Lady: "Ooh! Can I get a manicure too!?"
Man: "Nothing's too good for my precious."
Lady: "Wow! Can I buy that handbag I was eyeing since last week? Its dropped to just $700!"
Man: "Anything darling. Whatever makes you happy."
Lady: "You're the best! I love you!"
Man: "Love you too, Sweetheart!"
He put down the phone and sighed. Then yelled.
"HEY! Does anyone know who this handphone belongs to?!"
11:47 PM
Name: Ansel Avery Tempestt Tan
Age: 15+
School: Saint Patrick's Secondary School
