After months of planning and extensive work, this is the result. Not much to look at or even a very good skin.
But you gotta admit. Its pretty awesome.
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How sad. Dead and failing.
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Sunday, October 01, 2006
"May 28 2006 at 8:00 in tha morning ayoung14yearold boy by tha name of Scott Jackson was found dead. Doctors could come up with no cause of death. His mother was going to check hisemail tosee if she could figure out wat happend.Turns outhe was still signed to myspace. Shefound hehadgone to sleep after he read and didn't repost a chain letter about a lil girl that kills u inyoursleep with no natrual cause of death.this is the bulletin he read..My name is Jaime Heras im 14 years old.im a massed murderer.i have no face went you look at me & u'll die immediately. U have 2 minutes to repost this or I will visit u tonite."
Seen this on Friendster? Well now, let's review.
A 14 year old died. Ok. Sure. Loads of them die anyway so just chalk one up for the supernatural team. Scott Jackson? Is he related to Samuel L. Jackson? If not then, no, I don't care about him. Oh wait, if he is, nope, don't care about him even so.
His mom's a smart bitch. Really. Checking his e-mail.Cause #1, she'd know his password. And heaven forbid my mom finds my MapleStory password. That'll be hard to explain(those or the two people who do know it will understand why). I CAN explain. No, wait, I can't.
Later, there's a 14 year old girl that kills you in your sleep. On the serious end, that is creepy, considering she is willing to climb up multiple flights to steps just to kill you in your HDB Block since most of the time it just ain't creepy to see a ghost in the lift. To a guy's point of viewhaving a 14 year old, dead or undead girl visiting you at night while you're sleeping sounds pretty cool. For the girls, if its your kind of thing, then go for it. No one's gonna say its not ok cause she's dead and all.
Cause if that happens that really ought to be funnywhen they ask you to push the button for the say, 11th floor. What do you do then, really. She's got a knife and just looking straight ahead. Coughing here and there from time to time to kill the awkward silence. For those who live in private residences, well, consider seeing a ghost with your dog attached to its leg after the ghost got mistaken for a robber. Threats to kill you after it gets rabies shots. Or "I.O.U Death" coupons.
Look at her bulletin.
"My name is Jaime Heras im 14 years old.im a massed murderer.i have no face went you look at me & u'll die immediately. U have 2 minutes to repost this or I will visit u tonite."
No face? I don't care. Jaime Heras? Stupid name for a ghost but ok. I, personally, love her command of the English language. She's a "massed murderer". I suppose that's possible after she kills someone the rest run away so that's past tense.
I especially love the "U" and "tonite". I think she's an Ah Lian. Really. Maybe she comes in your room in a bright pink adidas sports jacket while on her handphone which is attached to about 30 different keychains. After you call her fat she replies something like, "No lorhxz. Donch be damn liddat lorxz. Budd I lurrbe euur Mickey Mouse picture worxz".