After months of planning and extensive work, this is the result. Not much to look at or even a very good skin.
But you gotta admit. Its pretty awesome.
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We, The Citizens...
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Monday, October 30, 2006
The photo entry...
We interrupt this shameless broadcast of stupid photos of this blog's author, his family and his friends.Instead we bring you even more shameless news from our MapleSEA News Reporterwho is biased in every way and his views are racist and basically unfit for normal news broadcasts.For now we have an urgent news entry from our correspondant in MapleSEA, Kiver.
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Prepare, people, sit back, relax, get some popcorn and read away!
First off,
Following that rule I will abide by that and prove everything or whatever I can.
3M, that company, is a little sick as of late.
That bear sure looks happy. No kidding they sell this shit right here in sunny Singapore.
Less talk, more pictures, aye?
I will be the guide for this lovely evening. Kiver's got a nice friend.
Feizai's cute. Want a photo?
Cute hor? Haha. SnowSugar's cute too but I can't say that too much or I'll get killed.
Anyway, the deal is.
Nice rings. I'd use the diamond for quest but i'll get yelled at. I think NeVrE's angry.
Don't know why. That rifle looks pretty nifty. Anyway we all hate RoxyBoy.
He's a real ass. He says he needs a Maple Girlfriend/Wife too. We know what he really wants.
I think some people get the idea.
Maybe not.
I wanna hunt him down. In this way.
People say guns are bad. Doesn't matter. I can be silent.
Stalk him. Or we could work around the fact about doing it ourselves.
If he doesn't like it he can move out.
But anyway I wonder why my clothes don't stink. Or any Maple clothes either.
Ah I see the label. Guess that's how we keep clean.
This is your news reporter, Kiver, signing out.
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Next time, photo entry.
1:08 AM
The Press, My Dear Friends, Is Going To Have A New Wave.
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Tuesday, October 24, 2006
Catch this, I'm awake at 2am in the morning training a MapleStory character. I'm not moody or anything. Just way too sleepy. I remember this, a year ago, about someone, lets not say any names now huh, who I had to wake up every morning and log in to MapleStory at 10am just to check if she's back cause she didn't give me her phone number to sms. Haha. Well, no one else will know about that. Anyway, a year is gone, friends are gone. People got wasted and stuff.
I had a friend who I knew was from Ohio from his IP address. But he claimed he was in Japan.Total bullshit but I went with it. Suffice to say, his command of the Japanese language was comparable to that of gibberish from a 2 year old. Anyway, my dear friends, I too, can teach you Japanese. Repeat after me.
"Ya see. On one hand we have a serious problem. On the other hand. I... have different fingers."
Next post is a photo entry. So look out for it. See ya.
1:49 AM
No Free Samples, Bitch!
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Monday, October 23, 2006
For those of you know Chun Kee. I got to say, he will be killed. For starters he tried to steal Friendster friends from my profile. Which is sad. Cause today, morning, received a lot of complaints. Let's see a few.
"your friend erm chun kee. viewed my friendster profile!" "wahhx eeurr fwen ssho sshuaiix" "Haha idiot touch my friendster" "YOU tell that sonofabitch not to touch my girl or he's gonna get whats coming" "some spastic biatch looked at my frenstar. your fren. jus thot you shld know"
Right. Let's ignore the second one. Blind as a bat.
Next, he said my friendster profile was boring. Which it is. But you don't have to put so many things to play with. What the hell. I'm asking you to read it, not sit there and play with a flash animated picture. No free samples.
11:15 AM
Kick me when I'm down
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Tuesday, October 17, 2006
"What's the range of room temperature?" "Um. I... Zero K to anything you damn well want." "What?! Mind you, its 20-25 celsius!" "No its not." "YES it IS!" "No. My room, your room, his room. Different temperature. Is your air-con on?"
"Hey is this a general provision shop?" "Yes what can I get you?" "A vegetable." "What kind?" "Green one." "And...?" "Its a plant. Has leaves." "What's the name?" "I thought you said this was a general shop? I'm telling you in general!"
"Do you swear to tell the truth? The whole truth and nothing but the truth so help you God?" "Sure. You're a fag. That chick's got huge boobs, I think blondes are stupid, I'm a racist." "Huh? You're supposed to tell me what I want to hear. Not all that." "Oh right. F**k you."
"Don't you just wish people would stop asking you questions?"
"I opened a drink stall once. Testers were free, a glass of the antivenom was 50 bucks a go."
"Ever notice that some girls paint their fingernails with correction fluid?" "Yeah so?" "In class, when they sleep. They look oh-so cute." "Uh-huh..." "Yeah. Then I write many spelling mistakes on their fingernails."
12:25 AM
Someone's 16 and we've got a bottle of vodka surprise.
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Thursday, October 12, 2006
To "Admiree" Sorry if I haven't logged into MSN and stuff. O levels coming soon aye? So you probably need to study and you'll be busy so I dropped MSN from that point. But let me know if you need anything or something's up. Always free to help =). I'll try to make myself useful by levelling a character for you but not guaranteed. Somehow I can't fit in to using it. A bit on the funny feeling side since I'm always afraid you'll die or something like that. Still, I will try one of these days when I get my plans underway =). Anyway if you scroll down from this notice there are a few jokes for you and stuff to keep you relaxed when you need it. Hope you like it. P.S. The ELF club and FEL thing helped me during Design and Technology exam =P. I remembered very easily. Signed, "Kok Chiang"
Geez I hate the English informal letter format. I mean if it really IS informal and I can write to a friend can't I write everything in short form? Or in German or even Pig Latin? After all its my letter and its all about personalised letters. But no, they insist you write it in a certain way BUT stick to how they told you to write. See above? THAT'S an informal letter. What's informal without emoticons and casual writing? Even nicknames are used. But can I call my friend "Assface" and call myself "AATTKC" on MY informal exam letter? Noooo. MOE sucks! For the record, for EACH exam I LOST 3 minutes on writing my full name. No kidding.
On to the next section.
The air travel service in Iraq had been improved. Saddam Hussien himself decided to have a go and gathered his men and queued up to board a plane. When they reached the front the attendant took their passports, smiled and handed it back. When Saddam was happy with this he turned around to tell everyone how good he felt this was. But to his surprise everyone had disappeared! He asked the attendant what had happened and the attendant smiled again and said, "Well, Saddam, my good man, if you leave Iraq, no one else will have to leave!"
A guy wore a ski mask and jumped another guy coming towards him and pushed him into a dark alley. The guy said, "Give me all your money! NOW!" Then the other guy brushed himself off and said, "Do YOU know who I AM?! I AM TT DURAI! I RAN THE NKF! I can have you ARRESTED!" The robber thought for a moment and said, "Oh, NKF, right then. In that case. Give ME all MY money!"
Confucious say life should be like Minnie Mouse when Mickey Mouse not around. Fucking Goofy!
Class had just started and 3 students were late already. 2 guys and a girl. The first guy didn't have his shirt and the teacher asked who and where was he. He said, "Hi, My name's Darren and I was on top of Cherry Hill." The teacher told him to take a seat and asked the second guy, who didn't have his pants, the same thing. "Hi, My name's Adam and I was with Darren on top of Cherry Hill." The teacher told him to take his seat and turned to the girl, who was wearing ripped clothing, and the teacher said, "Let me guess I know where would you be judging from the other two. What's your name?" The girl blushed and replied, "Hi Teacher, My name's Cherry Hill."
A man was sitting in a bar. Handphone rang so he picked it up. Man: "Hello?" Lady: "Hi Honey! Guess what! I saw these really really cute pair of shoes for $500. Can I buy?" Man: "Sure thing baby. Anything for you!" Lady: "Ooh! Can I get a manicure too!?" Man: "Nothing's too good for my precious." Lady: "Wow! Can I buy that handbag I was eyeing since last week? Its dropped to just $700!" Man: "Anything darling. Whatever makes you happy." Lady: "You're the best! I love you!" Man: "Love you too, Sweetheart!" He put down the phone and sighed. Then yelled. "HEY! Does anyone know who this handphone belongs to?!"
11:47 PM
Someone has a birthday today. Doesn't take a genius to find out who.
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Wednesday, October 11, 2006
For the record... I'm not going to do this sort of picture for anyone else. Seriously. This took 3 frickin hours to take pictures. Screw the remaining requests I don't wanna do this anymore!!!
Ok I'm just spastic. HAPPY BIRTHDAY FELICIA!
Directed at Miss Felicia Khoo only. That other girl, cough, Miss Rebecca IForgotTheLyingBitch'sSurname, Honestly she makes my blood boil really. Annoying. Irritating. Like a pimple on school dance night. Someone should just blast her brains all over Katong Convent and give it a nice reddish hue.
1:44 PM
Psst... Its called a pincer welder. P-E-N-I-S-W-A-N-K-E-R. Got that?
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Tuesday, October 10, 2006
The title sounds really insane and incredibly lame but that's just the way Design and Technology examinations went.
Silver lining around his cloud of dreams. So much for everything he built and made. Life is unfair. So very unfair. I question my job. My ideals. But it is not my place to change anything. God's will is equality and fairness among men. Its just not our place. To advise. To question. What must happen, will happen. What is optional, it is negligible. Come, let's take a walk. Let me show you. Consequences and fantasy.
Cold. It hurts to feel. It hurts to watch. But that is the way of life. All alone. Shivers and struggles. Do not fear or worry. Life has its own kinder side. For you, child. Sleep, forever. To awake is to suffer further. At daybreak your guardian will take you away. Better, to much better places. Suffer no more. There is still much to do. Make haste.
Does this feel better? Warmth. Change. Care. I'm sorry but this is part two of our journey. Its not always the deprived that receive release. Sometimes people need to let go. With this night, I come, moving swiftly. Prepare and repent. For no mercy is granted. You shall breathe. But before that. Learn to forgive. Hurt is not worth carrying. A useless load.
9:46 PM
Any Questions?
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Saturday, October 07, 2006
They always said the army would give me a hard life. Away from home. Marching alongside psychotic officers. Especially Lieutenant James. "Alright men, listen up. There's two ways for you to fight this battle. One way is by Highway 34 up that way. The other is my way, which I shall not reveal to you unless you specifically ask. So which do you prefer? Private Jay what's your choice?" He always was in a happy mood. "Your way, sir." Jay always was the curious type. I was no different. "Alright. *pulls out pistol from holster, cocks gun, points to Jay's forehead* The highway seems much better from your point of view now, right?" Sweat trickled down Jay's face. "Yes, sir!" He stumbled on his words. "Well, too bad, you had your chance. *pulls trigger* Anyone else prefers my way?" Well, as I said, James was always happy. Trigger-happy.
Ignore that if you don't get it or you don't understand the rationale behind it, I'll tell you about it some other time or if you ask. My day is starting to blow. As in really blow. I'm worried about my results. First time I'm worried in 10 years. There's a first time for everything I suppose.
The haze situation is or was PSI 150. Creepy if you think about it. First killer stingrays now killer Indonesian farmers. Next, we'll all get brutally mauled by Snoopy. Mark my words. You have no idea how many people are complaining that they are going to die or stuff like that. Stupid really. You can't exactly die from the haze unless you're weak in respitory functions but otherwise everyone should be ok.
11:16 PM
数学。乱做。浪费我的时间。
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Monday, October 02, 2006
Mathematics tomorrow!Don't you get it? Its the FUCKING APOCALYPSE! Anyway as zero hour approaches I've been doing some practice in the library. Great stuff. THen I came across an old worksheet in my file. Let's do that shall we? Its RME anyway.
1)List the 5 stages of grief that Dr Elisabeth Kubler-Ross has named:- (Tough question) 1- Walk around a forest 2- Kill a few zombies 3- Buy new equipment 4- Rush for the cave 5- Slay the Boss Monster. (NEXTTT!)
2a)What are your goals now? Zero to nothing. No ball gets past me and I don't get any balls past them. No goals. Half time!
2b)What would make your life meaningful? Aw how nice to ask. Let's see shall we? [Life/laif/noun/plural lives/laivz]:Alive Not Dead. State of being alive. Alright now my life has meaning.
2c)What would you very much like to do before you die? Get mauled by hushpuppies/Snoopy/Garfield or find out how to solve a Rubik's Cube. Stupid plastic toy...
There. Done. All is well and we're all happy.
5:39 PM
How sad. Dead and failing.
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Sunday, October 01, 2006
"May 28 2006 at 8:00 in tha morning ayoung14yearold boy by tha name of Scott Jackson was found dead. Doctors could come up with no cause of death. His mother was going to check hisemail tosee if she could figure out wat happend.Turns outhe was still signed to myspace. Shefound hehadgone to sleep after he read and didn't repost a chain letter about a lil girl that kills u inyoursleep with no natrual cause of death.this is the bulletin he read..My name is Jaime Heras im 14 years old.im a massed murderer.i have no face went you look at me & u'll die immediately. U have 2 minutes to repost this or I will visit u tonite."
Seen this on Friendster? Well now, let's review.
A 14 year old died. Ok. Sure. Loads of them die anyway so just chalk one up for the supernatural team. Scott Jackson? Is he related to Samuel L. Jackson? If not then, no, I don't care about him. Oh wait, if he is, nope, don't care about him even so.
His mom's a smart bitch. Really. Checking his e-mail.Cause #1, she'd know his password. And heaven forbid my mom finds my MapleStory password. That'll be hard to explain(those or the two people who do know it will understand why). I CAN explain. No, wait, I can't.
Later, there's a 14 year old girl that kills you in your sleep. On the serious end, that is creepy, considering she is willing to climb up multiple flights to steps just to kill you in your HDB Block since most of the time it just ain't creepy to see a ghost in the lift. To a guy's point of viewhaving a 14 year old, dead or undead girl visiting you at night while you're sleeping sounds pretty cool. For the girls, if its your kind of thing, then go for it. No one's gonna say its not ok cause she's dead and all.
Cause if that happens that really ought to be funnywhen they ask you to push the button for the say, 11th floor. What do you do then, really. She's got a knife and just looking straight ahead. Coughing here and there from time to time to kill the awkward silence. For those who live in private residences, well, consider seeing a ghost with your dog attached to its leg after the ghost got mistaken for a robber. Threats to kill you after it gets rabies shots. Or "I.O.U Death" coupons.
Look at her bulletin.
"My name is Jaime Heras im 14 years old.im a massed murderer.i have no face went you look at me & u'll die immediately. U have 2 minutes to repost this or I will visit u tonite."
No face? I don't care. Jaime Heras? Stupid name for a ghost but ok. I, personally, love her command of the English language. She's a "massed murderer". I suppose that's possible after she kills someone the rest run away so that's past tense.
I especially love the "U" and "tonite". I think she's an Ah Lian. Really. Maybe she comes in your room in a bright pink adidas sports jacket while on her handphone which is attached to about 30 different keychains. After you call her fat she replies something like, "No lorhxz. Donch be damn liddat lorxz. Budd I lurrbe euur Mickey Mouse picture worxz".