After months of planning and extensive work, this is the result. Not much to look at or even a very good skin.
But you gotta admit. Its pretty awesome.
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Credit cards and razor blades
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Wednesday, September 06, 2006
Heard about Steve Irwin right? Here's a clipping from a report.
"I never pictured a croc killing him, but I never pictured a stingray doing it, either," says Jack Hanna, director emeritus of the Columbus Zoo and Aquarium in Ohio. "It's like me getting killed by a poodle."
Sad really.
Anyway, today's all about signing up for accounts you'll never use. For instance I've signed up to sites on God-knows-where I got it from. Only to get a notice months later, someone wants to do this or that. Really. That's irritating.
Interesting, no? I've never used fully about 80% of these sites. In fact, only surface scraping.
Remember the merge for Operation and Losing? Well here's your first proper statement from it.
Ever had a teacher who refers to himself or herself in the third person? For example his name is Mr Lim and he says, "Class, Mr Lim only wants whats best for you." So that's third person. I find that irritating. Try this, next time he/she says something like that reply something like, pretend its in my case, "But sir, I heard from Ansel's imaginary friend, Billy, that Mr Lim doesn't want to teach this class anymore!" Therefore making a fourth person view. Interesting?
And this is the product of boredom and sheer self inflated ego. (tu)one dead is Joshua. (li){*•·.·´¯ is Me (as in my response)
Note: This is what happens when you talk to me about stuff I don't care about.
(Yes that means I actually give more attention to hair coloration, stress and people's monthly periods more than I care about your trip. All the stuff, which by the way, I don't really pay much attention to in the first place.)
[5:37:28 PM] (tu)one dead: i am going overseas tml [5:37:49 PM] (li){*•·.·´¯: er ok [5:37:50 PM] (li){*•·.·´¯: sure [5:38:01 PM] (tu)one dead: yup [5:38:01 PM] (tu)one dead: so dont bother calling me [5:38:22 PM] (li){*•·.·´¯: er i don't call you in the first place? [5:38:33 PM] (tu)one dead: -_- [5:38:36 PM] (tu)one dead: watever [5:38:39 PM] (li){*•·.·´¯: well it is true [5:38:56 PM] (tu)one dead: ... [5:40:12 PM] (li){*•·.·´¯: seriously i call faye more than you... [5:40:18 PM] (li){*•·.·´¯: and everyone knows that's never. [5:40:27 PM] (tu)one dead: okok [5:40:27 PM] (tu)one dead: i mean sms [5:40:28 PM] (tu)one dead: watver [5:40:32 PM] (tu)one dead: argh... [5:40:50 PM] (li){*•·.·´¯: but i don't sms anyway? [5:41:03 PM] (tu)one dead: yes u do.. [5:41:05 PM] (tu)one dead: sometimes [5:41:07 PM] (tu)one dead: so yup [5:41:09 PM] (tu)one dead: jsut shhh [5:41:38 PM] (li){*•·.·´¯: you're like lowest ranking next to eugene and suraj. as in.. 157th place tie? no, wait you're 158th. [5:42:02 PM] (tu)one dead: so?.... [5:42:08 PM] (tu)one dead: the point is i wont be here [5:42:10 PM] (tu)one dead: ok? [5:42:13 PM] (tu)one dead: there fullstop [5:42:15 PM] (tu)one dead: sshshs [5:43:09 PM] (li){*•·.·´¯: but if you wanted me to shh why are you still msging?
Next time you wanna open your trap make sure I actually give a shit. Brandon and I warmly wish you happy holidays and hope you break a leg. I mean really. Break one. Or both if you're that qualified.
However if you don't like my service you can give customer service a call or drop by during office hours, which are 8.00am to 8.01am. Do give us at least 58 seconds to straighten up and get fully dressed. Also give an additional 1.5sec to unlock the door. Don't send us any mail, we won't reply. We strictly believe in saving the trees.
Back to the posting. In parliment today there was an arguement between our Prime Minister and Senior Minister. Nothing physical though.
This is how it started.
You see, Lee Hsien Loong later ate the Mee Pok. Lee Kuan Yew wasn't too happy.
KuanYew: Oi! You eat my Mee Pok ah? Bloody hell. You watch out. HsienLoong: Ya ya. I very scared of you. My gang bigger hor. KuanYew: You dare talk to me like that? I am your father!
HsienLoong: My balls bigger.
KuanYew: Try la! Come compare!
HsienLoong: Bigger than your house sia! KuanYew: My house is your house right?!
SRNathan: OI! MAKE SO MUCH NOISE 干吗(GAN MA)?! Shaddup and say sorry!
Short story. Not that I hate them or anything. Just is.
Here's a clip from the Operation Procrastination Team 2. Slacking off. Cause that's what we do. The dude you see we're pointing at is Nicholas.The hand that takes away the book and stuff with the finger and all belongs to Joshua and since Eugene was unavailable to be cameraman, I took up the job.
I don't know if you enjoyed any part of it. It was just crap when we were bored so relax.
Besides that. Nothing else. I'll leave you with a few final words before I take my leave for this post.
"Dreams don't survive on dreams alone. With all that you want comes a price. A price that no one can pay but you.Love may be the biggest dream you can ever have.The kind you share with someone special.Never was about him or her. Just all about you. Learn what you want for yourself and you will learn to treat that special someone the same way." - Unknown